Ames Flames Column: Band ‘Sluts For Hire’ Features Talented Musicians, No Loose Women
Ames Flames is back with another captivating column, this time focusing on the band ‘Sluts For Hire’ and their unique journey in the music world.
Originating as a joke band, Sluts For Hire quickly gained traction with their distinctive style, which involved flashy costumes, glitter, and a slice of Disneyland in their performances. Comprising Leaving Trains members, this band was not your typical punk rock group. They embraced chaos on stage, with guitars unplugging, fallen cymbals, and mics, creating an atmosphere of controlled mayhem. Ames Flames had the privilege of roadie-ing for this group, ensuring that the chaos on stage continued without a hitch.
The original lineup of Sluts For Hire featured Miss Koko Puff/Sherri Puder, Dinky/Ringo Moon/Dennis Carlin, June Swoon/Falling James, and Boo Supah Star/Wendy McConnell. Their first release, a 3-song 7-inch, set the stage for their journey. Through various lineup changes, the band evolved, ultimately recording their only CD, “The Happiest Band On Earth,” a testament to their unique blend of music, lyrics, and attitude.
Sherri, with her punk rock Betty Boop persona, took on the front person role with style and flair. Sam brought a gothy vibe to the band with his energetic guitar playing, while Dennis held down the fort on drums, often playing so fast that his sticks were a blur. Melanie, the final bassist of the group, added her own touches, visually engaging with Sherri on stage, creating a dynamic presence that matched the intensity of their music.
As Sluts For Hire gained popularity, they landed coveted spots in local publications and received accolades such as the Flippy Award for best new band from Flipside Magazine. Despite their local success, breaking out of the LA market remained a challenge. However, their dedicated fan base kept the band going, fueling their energetic live performances and encouraging them to push boundaries.
The band’s live shows were a spectacle to behold, with fans engaging in a consensual wrestling match rather than a traditional mosh pit. The energy and excitement of the crowd only added to the band’s fervor, pushing them to new heights with each performance. Getting ready for a show was a ritual in itself, with dressing up, doing makeup, and sharing jokes culminating in a charged atmosphere before hitting the stage.
The roadie life with Sluts For Hire was filled with adventure and mishaps, from broken strings to busking Big Saul on the road. Each show brought its own set of challenges and memorable moments, creating a bond between band members and crew that transcended the stage. Despite the trials and tribulations, being a part of Sluts For Hire was a priceless experience that Ames Flames wouldn’t trade for anything.
In the world of glitter rock punks, Sluts For Hire carved out a niche all their own, leaving a legacy of chaotic energy, humor, and raw talent that resonated with audiences and crew alike. The band may have been unconventional, but their passion and dedication to their craft shone through in every performance, cementing their place in the annals of punk rock history.